I am sitting with a philosopher in the garden; he says again and again "I know that that's a tree," pointing to a tree that is near us. Someone else arrives and hears this, and I tell him: "This fellow isn't insane. We are only doing philosophy." (L. Wittgenstein)
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting’. (P. Lennox)
Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted. (G. Delaney)
I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them. (E. Philips)
Let me tell you a little about myself. It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'. (A. Houston)
By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I - but it is the same house and it is the same family. (H. Fairweather)
If you don't know what introspection is you need to take a long, hard look at yourself. (I. Smith)
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta. (M. Graham)
I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery. (T. Vine)
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting’. (P. Lennox)
Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted. (G. Delaney)
I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them. (E. Philips)
Let me tell you a little about myself. It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'. (A. Houston)
By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I - but it is the same house and it is the same family. (H. Fairweather)
If you don't know what introspection is you need to take a long, hard look at yourself. (I. Smith)
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta. (M. Graham)
I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery. (T. Vine)